Nothing like re-establishing contact with old best friend-worst enemy/rival in love triangle.

Neither of us got her. Well, technically, he DID 'get' her, but he screwed up. Like I did, later, in my OTHER best friend love triangle. Holy shit - come to think of it, I've had 3 of those. THREE! THREE!!!! That's it. I'm taking my next woman to the mountains for the rest of her natural life. I've lost too many best friends to this love shit.

Ain't no mountain high enough...
Ain't no love story complicated enough (to match mine)...

I'm either really good or really bad at this - I just have to figure out which. You'da thunk 10 years might have been enough to figure it out.

Damn.