And in other news...
The Times of India, Thursday Jan 15th, 2004.
"...a California woman who said she suffered severe emotional distress after she discovered a condom in her clam chowder, a company pokesman says."
How appropriate. Who better, eh? Wonder how much he gets paid...
And what a wonderful job description on the resume. But then, why would he leave such a wonderful job?
After the deed, maybe he says "Ah'm sorry, mayam. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. Just doin' ma dooty. Plus, ah git paid for it. Ah'm the company Pokesman, y'know..."
I want words with my goddamn career counsellor.
"...a California woman who said she suffered severe emotional distress after she discovered a condom in her clam chowder, a company pokesman says."
How appropriate. Who better, eh? Wonder how much he gets paid...
And what a wonderful job description on the resume. But then, why would he leave such a wonderful job?
After the deed, maybe he says "Ah'm sorry, mayam. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. Just doin' ma dooty. Plus, ah git paid for it. Ah'm the company Pokesman, y'know..."
I want words with my goddamn career counsellor.
spouted by Non-Sensei at 1/16/2004 02:31:00 AM
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