Women.
Bah!

Wrote an 800 word post. Put it up for one hour. Deleted on second thought.
Second thought. An alien concept to her - she's still working on her first.
Man, I thought we were low. Turns out women know of depths we cannot begin to comprehend.

She wanted to play mindfuck ping-pong. I complied.
I won. She cried.
Bah.
Head, this is Wall. Wall, meet Head.

What do you do, Jack? What do you do...
Aargh.