North Korea claimed on Monday that it has performed its first-ever nuclear weapons test.
"The nuclear test is a historic event that brought happiness to the (sic) our military and people. It will contribute to maintaining peace and stability in the Korean peninsula and surrounding region," KCNA said.
Heh heh heh. What was that last bit again? Didn't sound quite right...
'South Korean President Roh Moo-hyun has convened a meeting of security advisers over the issue...'
Waitaminnit...you were just talking about 'maintaining peace', right? Or did I hear you wrong? Oh I get it now - the security advisers meeting to plan how to threaten to make war, so that peace can be maintained...
"Meanwhile, South Korea's intelligence agency has detected a 3.58-magnitude seismic tremor, a foreign ministry spokesman said on Monday, following North Korea's announcement of a nuclear test..."
Ah yes, the aforementioned 'stability in the peninsula and surrounding region', no doubt.
Ha ha ha!
LMAO.
"However, US intelligence has said that they cannot confirm whether N Korea has conducted a nuclear test"
ROTFL!
????????????????
You have GOT to be kidding me...
ROTFL!
^
"The nuclear test is a historic event that brought happiness to the (sic) our military and people. It will contribute to maintaining peace and stability in the Korean peninsula and surrounding region," KCNA said.
Heh heh heh. What was that last bit again? Didn't sound quite right...
'South Korean President Roh Moo-hyun has convened a meeting of security advisers over the issue...'
Waitaminnit...you were just talking about 'maintaining peace', right? Or did I hear you wrong? Oh I get it now - the security advisers meeting to plan how to threaten to make war, so that peace can be maintained...
"Meanwhile, South Korea's intelligence agency has detected a 3.58-magnitude seismic tremor, a foreign ministry spokesman said on Monday, following North Korea's announcement of a nuclear test..."
Ah yes, the aforementioned 'stability in the peninsula and surrounding region', no doubt.
Ha ha ha!
LMAO.
"However, US intelligence has said that they cannot confirm whether N Korea has conducted a nuclear test"
ROTFL!
????????????????
You have GOT to be kidding me...
ROTFL!
^
spouted by Non-Sensei at 10/08/2006 10:37:00 PM
9 Comments:
like an american army officer said during the vietnam war, when asked why the army was destroying villages, he replied/."It became necessary to destroy the village in order to save it."
yes really, what can one do but laugh at the horror of it all.
This strange love business for one's country makes you stop worrying and start loving the bomb, I tell you!
@Aus : heheh. yes, the brilliant 4.0 GPA chaps they use to draft during the vietnam war...
@warya : yes, let's laugh.
@zap : woody allen zindabad. :-D
Governments use double-talk all over the world, LOL!!
*sigh* 1984, anyone?
But why do you post comments unlinked?
u mean stanley kubrick and peter sellers zindabad:)
@omni : some things are the same everywhere eh? ;-)
@tharunya : more habit than anything else.. :-)
@zap : dammit. of course. my bad. :-)
(was reading something on woody allen at the time..)
From where you left a message on my blog:
@ non-sensei : No actually. It is about my intellectual guffawing at other people's intellectual fencing, which in itself is guffaw-worthy. Hence the sanskrit title which means 'i'm an idiot' (well more like 'A fool, I am', but Yoda wasn't around when they invented sanskrit)
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