Sunday, November 18, 2007

Shah Rukh "MJ" Khan

The 5th ODI between India and Pakistan is on. And thanks to the wonders of technology, I am able to type in a few letters into my browser window and watch the match live. Awesome.

Sreesanth (shanth ho jaa, vats) has been having a good time so far, with 3 quick wickets. Sree doesn't come without the antics though - he had a go at Mohammad Yousuf and even Sachin was laughing. Yousuf was grinning too.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Rameez Raja was doing an interview with the man of the hour, Shah Rukh Khan. SRK has been promoting Om Shanti Om like a demon possessed. Good, then, that he looks the part. Did you catch a glimpse of him jumping around during the Twenty20 finals? He looked so bad! At the risk of having my house stoned, I admit I am a fan of the King Khan, but nowadays I put it down to his eminent watchability. He has a strange magnetism that seems to ooze through the screen, grab you by the eyeballs, and ensure you find it hard to take your eyes off him.
But I digress.

He looked so bad at the aforementioned finals, he looked like Michael Jackson in his current avatar. MJ barely looks human now (a must-watch is Carlos Mencia's stand up on this topic).

http://www.bryandouglasonline.com/blog/archives/michael%20jackson.jpg



SRK has the sunken cheeks, the oversized sunglasses, and a ponytail (oh God, the ponytail!). But then again, observe how he grabs your attention - he looks so bad now that you can't take your eyes off the freakshow. Maybe the King of Bollywood saw a pic of the King of Pop in one of his queenie glossies, and decided King-King Bhai-Bhai.

shahrukh khan

Shahrukh - Getting There.

Speaking of bhai-bhai, why was every third word out of his mouth in the above-mentioned interview 'Pakistan'?

(man, does this post look straight out of Filmfare, or what? Oh well, some tripe never hurt anybody)

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4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

???

Hold on...
Ok, the url seems to be correct.
Did Non-Sensei move his blog?

Word Verification: urdmb.

7:06 AM, November 18, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@AC : hehe. i know. a momentary lapse of reason, eh?

9:24 AM, November 20, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But no, you're right. Never struck me more forcibly than during these OSO promotions. Aura-shaura apart, the man is rather bad looking.

7:50 PM, December 13, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@sheetal : yeah, a new low. The OSO promo drive was incredibly shameless as well. But then, it served its purpose, so...

9:22 AM, December 18, 2007  

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