Conversations with Dog (...apologies Neale Donald Walsch)

This is from a chat I had with A-Dawg. I hate putting chat convos on blogs but this was too bluddy funny...I was telling him about another chat I was on at the same time.

Maverick = me
A-Dawg = A-Dawg

Maverick says:maaann..chk this out for 'dumb'

Maverick says:
girl 1: so i decided to get eggs, will cook that for today
(me): ooo..eggs...I likes eggs..
girl 1: what eggs
girl 1: ??

A-Dawg says: hehehehheeee
Maverick says: and these are consecutive sentences
A-Dawg says:lol
A-Dawg says:rotflmao
A-Dawg says:*still laughing*
A-Dawg says:I guess she means..."in what form"or "how do you like your eggs..."
Maverick says:nope

Maverick says: next 2 lines..

Maverick says:
girl: ok
girl: because there r no vegatbles

Maverick says: btw, this was how the convo started
A-Dawg says:lol
A-Dawg says:hahahahaaa

Maverick says:
girl: the cook had come, so we were deciding what to cook with out having any vegetables
girl: so i decided to get eggs, will cook that for today

A-Dawg says:omg!

[edit: just to put the whole conversation in perspective...all
consecutive sentences.

girl: the cook had come, so we were deciding what to cook
with out having any vegetables
girl: so i decided to get eggs, will cook that for today
(me): ooo..eggs...I likes eggs..
girl: what eggs
girl: ??
girl: ok
girl: because there r no vegatbles..

end of edit]

Maverick says: and this is the horny one..
A-Dawg says:lol
Maverick says: ab batao yaar...
A-Dawg says: at a loss for words
Maverick says: brb..i need some time to slap my forehead in disbelief..
A-Dawg says:lol

(after 2 minutes)

Maverick says: I swear, sometimes this woman puts blondes to shame..
A-Dawg says: guess all the gray matter in her head is turning black
A-Dawg says: or maybe her medulla oblongata isnt oblong anymore
Maverick says: lolzz
A-Dawg says: total waste of vegatables and eggs...
Maverick says: total
Maverick says: but start talkin abt sex..n she wont stop
A-Dawg says: lol
Maverick says: yesterday she talked to me for four hrs on it..
Maverick says: FOR
Maverick says: FOUR
Maverick says: HOURS
A-Dawg says: guess shes good at it and shes blowing her own trumpet...or make that horn
Maverick says: plus details on her life so far..
Maverick says: DETAILS
A-Dawg says: lol
Maverick says: in entirety, una-fuckin-bridged version
A-Dawg says: ewwwwwwwwwwwww
Maverick says: from first to last..with timings, number..
A-Dawg says:(un)lucky you!
Maverick says: oh
Maverick says: my
Maverick says: god
A-Dawg says:heheheheheeee

Maverick says: the prob is she then thinks its her god given right to know abt mine
A-Dawg says: lol
Maverick says: "..but i told u EVERYthing..."
Maverick says: who da F*** asked u to, eh?
A-Dawg says: yeah
A-Dawg says: guess shes acting on instinct
Maverick says: oh yes, positions..
Maverick says: did i tell u abt positions..
A-Dawg says:lol
Maverick says:oh
Maverick says:my
Maverick says: god

A-Dawg says: this is a RIOT!!!
A-Dawg says: rotflmao
A-Dawg says: ....
A-Dawg says: and again...
A-Dawg says: ya
Maverick says: think i'll blog this convo of ours..

And that was that. Sometimes, I swear, I get the shittiest deals. Dog, why me???