NonSensica III

So, what do you do?
Yeah, so I’m an actor.
Oh wow, that’s great! Television?
No, I’m into cinema. Movies, y’know.
Ah. I see. Film.
Yeah, cinema fascit...ingitri...I like movies. Yeah.
Hmm, yes. Cinema is a great medium. Visual representation of complex ideas.
Yeah, yeah.
It must be really challenging to be a part of making celluloid magic!
Magic? No, no, I’m an actor. All natural too – no celluloid!
Umm, yeah, that’s right. My mistake. (Big mistake!)
Did you say ‘big’?
Err..no no. I didn’t say anything.
Okay.
So, what kind of movies do you make?
Action movies.
Oh? Is it fun? Do you enjoy it?
Oh yeah! I’m a hardcore action movie fan! Totally hardcore! Yeah!
That’s nice. You sure are enthusiastic about it. Heh heh.
Yeah!
So, what was your last movie called?
‘Blast From The Fast’
Huh? Heh heh, sorry, I thought you said ‘fast’ there...
Fast?
Yeah. In the title of your movie? That you just mentioned? It must’ve been ‘Blast From The Past’, right?
No, no – FAST.
Fast?
Fast.
Ummm... isn’t the phrase ‘Blast from the PAST’?
Phrase?
Err...never mind. So, why ‘fast’?
‘Cos it’s a quickie movie. Y’know?
Quickie? Oh, I get it. Ha ha ha! That’s funny! What a pun! Because you had a short shooting schedule, eh?
Shooting? No, no. We were making a movie.
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Are you alright, darlin’? You have a funny look on your face.
(fucking moron...) No, no…I’m fine. Heh heh. So, what part did you play?
Yeah, I loved the part. It was really good. It was a good part. Yeah…I could really grow in it.
Sigh. Ok, I think I’ll rent it tonight. What’s the name of your character?
Yeah, I play HG3. Yeah, that’s how you’ll see it in the end credits.
Whoa! That’s an interesting name. Very sci-fi, in keeping with the title eh? But it’s a little short don’t you think?
Yeah. No. The director said brev...breti...he said short is good. But not always! Haw haw!
Err...ok. Whatever you say. So, what’s HG3 mean?
Yeah. Horny Guy 3. That’s me!
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Oh, that’s nice. Good for you. Ok, bye.
Huh? You leavin’? So soon? I haven’t even shown you mah tattoo yet...!


[Edit : neither of the participants in the above conversation is me. It was supposed to be an idea of how a blind date with a porn actor might go...]