Smart ideas that weren’t, really

(in no particular order)

“yeah, make it strong!”

“Don’t put any coke / sprite / water / soda ”

“I don’t feel anything, light another”

“This stuff is no good. Put more when you roll the next one”

“Hey, look at this plant. Looks like it might be from the same family…”

“I don’t think anyone will be home…”

“Ash it into the bottle, and drink it. Zyaada strong rehta…”

“Naah, it’s a small stack. The flames won’t rise that high…”

“Merku maarta? Mereku maarta?? Maar, saale…!”

“I think I have enough petrol”

“Booking? Naah. Let’s just go to Edinburgh and look for acco…”

“Let’s get married!!”

“Hey, let’s do a pub crawl!”

“Of course I can drive…”

(a work in progress...)

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